Who’s on top?

Well. I’m finally going to start watching lost. I realize I’m a few years late.

So far they have talked about TPS reports and boar hunting. Good start.

They probably smell though.

-Jordan

Ah the apprentice is back on the tele. Outside the x-factor this is the single most cringe-worthy show on television.

Having said that, surely the “you’re fired” show afterwards is worth the cringe.

Also, I’m trying out the wordpress facility on my iPhone – hence why this is short.

-Jordan

All the bitching about touching the queen…as always The Daily Show does it best:

Jons (Oliver and Stewart) – we salute you!

-j

Catching up on my weekly dose of The Daily Show on the internet (btw Comedy Central – let us Brits get full episodes online. I mean, seriously?!? WTF?)

I love Aasif Mandvi:

I like the alligator idea. Tough times = lateral thinking

- j

As I was walking into the office this morning I got a chance to get closer to that sexy ship that has been parked at Ocean Terminal. On the walk back, she was leaving port and went past my flat.

Apparently she does offshore construction. Rest assured I will be googling it in a sec.

Pics:

I wonder if Far Samson means ‘sex-on-the-water’?

-j

I couldn’t help but post this video from CollegeHumor.com.

Silly kids, bikes are for…oh, wait.

-j

It’s been almost two months since our inaugural poker night. That’s pathetic and it’s all down to me being, possibly, the worst host in the world.

That’s going to change.

sorry.

Browsing the beeb website and noticed it’s supposed to be rainy in Edinburgh right now.

This is what it looks like from my living room:

nice.

-j

Well, first round of golf in Scotland this year. John, Andy and  headed out to Prestonfield and played a round in the stunning afternoon. Great weather, shite golf and a great time.

Pics:

What a view from the course eh?

Course is right in the city centre....

Not a bad way to end a working week huh?

-j

Yikes. Just watched my daily dose of The Daily Show and am never going to visit my folks in Florida again.

Bonus for inclusion of Samuel L  Jackson!